Clamvoyant

When a person knows they are going to have oral sex with a women, way ahead of time.

I'm going out tonight with this new woman, and I know the date will go well because I'm clamvoyant

by Jersey Mike August 24, 2025

CLATOFOMIOS

The sacred, unbreakable feeling of loyalty between lovers; a bond that survives chaos, distance, and time.
The fire of trust and devotion that turns love into destiny.

Their love wasn’t ordinary; it was pure CLATOFOMIOS.

Only loyal lovers can feel the depth of CLATOFOMIOS.

by Soushu September 8, 2025

Severe CAVOK

The best type of weather. CAVOK is an abbreviation often used in meteorogical aerodrome reports (METAR), which stands for Clouds And Visibility OK. Simplified, it implies that there are no clouds significant for pilots to keep in mind, and will make for an nice day of flying.

Severe CAVOK is an unofficial term jokingly made up by pilots, which used to describe a day when it is sunny, no clouds, no wind, and a comfortable air temperature.

Example 1:
METAR ENDU 101220Z 00000

SEVERE CAVOK 20/05 NOSIG

Example 2:
Arctic 420: "Do you know what the weather will be like tomorrow?"
Arctic 069: "Severe cavok"
Arctic 420: "That's great!"

by Definitely_not_Antonio May 4, 2020

Lucas Claro

A portuguese bitch. He will never quit tanks.

Nazim: lucas claro go xp
Tyler: FUCKING QUIT ALREADY

by Samson Here May 13, 2020

el chavo ballistic

something thats supposed to be intimidating that doesnt scare you

"a preschooler is challenging my older brother to a fight"
"literally el chavo ballistic"

by el chavo ballistic September 15, 2021

Michael claro

Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends

"Michael claro is gay"

by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021

Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny

Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!

by david123-123 September 20, 2021