Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny
Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!
by david123-123 September 20, 2021
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