*Kyles mum bought fruit and fibre cereal instead of Coco pops again, annoying him.*
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *
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