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chumptastic

Something that was gloriousy bad
Did you see the Heat beat the Mavs? That was chumptastic!
by DustinOwens July 1, 2006
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Chump

Someone who hangs around, and doesn't do much, they generally slack and appear lackadaisical. This person is not very useful and their lack of effort is annoying and often bothersome to those around them. They are totally unaware of their chumpness and go on through their days unaware of how big of chumps they really are.
Cody did not see the ball, cause he was chumpin it and finally cut back on the chumpin only to catch the ball and chump it out.
by SPCtacular October 22, 2010
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chumby

An almost-synonym for broner. The difference between a chumby and a full-on broner is the degree of erection. See chubby and boner for more detail. If definition is still not understood, see pun.
I was playing pong with my buddies the other day when I felt a chumby coming on.
by kort the tree frog October 25, 2009
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chump dealer

That bitch riq is a fuckin chump dealer.
by Frankthatank July 3, 2006
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chumpdump

A place full of pure dafty chumps. 'Don't be a chump be a champ''.
E.g Benwell, is a 'serial chumpdump', it's full of proper radgepackets leeks.
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Chumpetry

V. What chumps do, the act of being a chump.
- Hey, are you taking AP History next year?

- Are you kidding!? AP History is for Chumps, and for those chumps who deny their chumpetry.

- I'm no chump!

- Sure, why don't you stop your chumpetry for a moment and sign up for a different class?
by Smurfy! July 20, 2009
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chump

chump (n.) -

1. A person who missed the point, or otherwise acted dumb with or without intending to. A dolt, idiot, etc.

2. A person who is being unnecessarily condescending or disdainful, often because of their own internalized judgmental opinions.

3. A person of self-supposed importance, who often has a snooty personality. They use things only as long as it keeps them looking cool, and they consider everything disposable, people included.

A younger chump often wears a popped collar or whatever he or she thinks is on the forefront of the newest cool trend (e.g. j. crew, notice the disdainful attitude in the example of that definition.)
There are often overlaps of people in this category and in the frat daddy category.

Note: Not all who wear J. Crew are chumps.
1. "Dude, she's been looking at you all night, go talk to her already. Stop being such a chump."

2. "C'mon man, he missed the shot, no big deal. Don't be a chump about it."

3. "Why would you ever want to move to Greenwich, that place is just a chump breeding ground."
by cnmne June 12, 2010
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