choda

A female who is absolutely clueless when it comes to the dating game. She is 30lbs overweight and has stray hairs sprouting up all over her face and chest, and she wonders why men aren't attracted to her!
aka The female version of a choad

Eva the choda was out at 2am with her girlfriends at Mel's Diner. "Pass me the Cole Slaw" she said, as she stuffed it down her pie hole and continued to bash men with her gfs. At the end of the meal a piece of bacon got entangled with the hairs on her chin. It was a fun time for all.

by Woooooo! June 10, 2009

choda

hairy area between amber's asshole and 1 inch dick

Gurian constantly scratches his choda while teaching.

by Alex October 18, 2003

choda

the stereotypical jock, someone that gives you a hard time.

"Ah fuck that choda deffinately gonna throw something at us"

by hypnotik May 16, 2008

Chodalicious

Chodalicious: From the reference term Choda.

After suckin back a twelve a Pilly's and driving some chinese down my neck, the fortune cookie was chodally.........chodalicious.

by Cookie Sanchez May 2, 2005

clam chouder

Clam chouder rhymes with hot shower, which rhymes with white power, therefore this word is already cool. This substance can be often confused with jizz. Do not be fooled, jizz is another word for raspberry lemonade. Although, you may use clam chouder as a substitute only in an emergency when the women won't cum inside a black person.

I love clam chouder on Sundays! It's the best time to eat it because the weather is always warm and the jews are all dead.

by Jennoza July 10, 2010

choda

1.A child molester.
2.An extremely gay person.

*word comes from my friend Mitchell, who made it up*

"That guy, right over there... he looks like a choda"
"You mean he bangs kids?"
"Yeah"

by J.Diddy September 28, 2007

chondas

A catch-all pronoun.

Yeah, lemme get two o' dem chondas.

by Sean Piece August 2, 2003