Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011

chooped

An elegant, meditative high that is much more sedating than simply "chopped". I.e. chopped with a twist

Tyler: Carl's been locked onto that couch for DAYS maan, how'd he get so chopped?

Kyle: He ain't chopped bro, he's fucking chooped.

by TACOBELLCRAZ June 2, 2015

Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

Chooned

The process of; going to town, and or; ravaging the vaginal piece of a recent entry to the market.

Jack bruv you're too late, she's getting Chooned.

by C u Ina Bit November 12, 2017

Chooken Skin

The hair that hangs between a persons anus and genitalia, Is also known as a gooch.

While the prostitute was giving me a rim job, she decided to clean my chooken skin of dags, what a saint!

by MountISA August 4, 2018

Cooked

To get slapped REALLY hard.

Or you can cook someone else

Did you see sally? She got cooked

by Chacoroniandmeese February 21, 2019