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rip a chimp

80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.

Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl
Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”
by Pulvie March 29, 2019
mugGet the rip a chimpmug.

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.
My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.
by Haxces February 25, 2017
mugGet the hairy chimpmug.

Chimp You Out

When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you
Better watch the fuck out before we chimp you out
by Chimp you out October 6, 2016
mugGet the Chimp You Outmug.

Chimp

An individual who exhibits both "Chad" and "Simp" behavior
Guy 1: Remember when Brian donating half his lottery winnings to charity?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty cool of him

Guy 1: Well I Just found out he donated the other half to his favorite E-girl
Guy 2: .....Fucking Chimp
by Denzel's Left Asscheek July 7, 2021
mugGet the Chimpmug.

chimp lips

Standard caucasian lips.

Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".
Bubba: Ima looking for my sistah, have you seen her?
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.
by ccenc March 9, 2016
mugGet the chimp lipsmug.

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
mugGet the Chimp trying to open a yellow dildomug.

Chimping Around

Chimping” or “chimping around” is a Canadian term that defines the healthy balance between going apeshit and chilling. Chimping.
Hey buddy what’s going on?”
You know man, just chimping around”
by Boxxxmuncher May 17, 2021
mugGet the Chimping Aroundmug.

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