Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

by Type1boi May 25, 2019

Starbucks Child

A child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look "swagilicious". Often seen in groups of bitchy 12 year olds.

Delila- "OMG LOOK WHAT I GOT IT IS A TRENTA MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH 4 PUMPS OF CARAMEL"
Summer- "OMG THAT IS SO SWAGGY, LETS PUT IT ON OUR SNAPCHAT"
Onlooker- "ew starbucks child"

by jammydodgers66 December 24, 2014

Bin Child

Someone who knocks over a ton of bins and trips a lot, or is well known to be clumsy, reference to AmazingPhil from Dan and Phil.

Friend: Dangit *fall over into trash can*
Phan: you're such a bin child.
Friend: wat

by Sam the amazin Magic boat July 2, 2016

loaf child

A person, usually young, who is generally useless, lazy, or just little dumb

This is a great light hearted insult, honestly.

From Sam O' Nella- the Dumbest rags to Riches Story- "...But occasionally, RNGesus will smile upon some slobbering loaf child..."

by LoafChild74 January 7, 2021

Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.

Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support

by Djfhahdbgn November 13, 2022

Imbecilitical Child

A stupid child in Minecraft who uses a Knockback stick in bedwars

You Imbecilitical Child

by Fadl06 May 27, 2021

Middle Child

-least favourite
-ignored
-often unknown
-only noticed when in trouble
-gets hand me down items

That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.

by anonymous November 24, 2021