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top shelf cheddar

The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.
I want the good stuff, that top shelf cheddar, none of this shit for concentrate.
by A. Ovechkin October 17, 2015
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Biffing the Cheddar

Biffing the cheddar is an ambiguous way of being coy about an action you will or have performed. These acts may be innocent, but are often conveyed with a sexual undertone.
Bro, I spent all night biffing the cheddar to Christi Boner.

Yo Alex! Hurry up in the shitter! What are you- biffing the cheddar in there!?
by GJ_Jerry_G August 11, 2023
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cheddar dick

A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
by Pubertus June 17, 2008
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cheddarhead

an extremely stupid person; one who has cheese rather than grey matter in his head.
that kid sirko is such a fuckin cheddarhead, sometimes I just wanna bash his face into a brick wall 30 or 40 times.
by bp January 20, 2004
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chedder nutz

Related To Cheeze Dick.
For to Being Recently Called Chedder Nuts. One Must:

1. Have a strange cheezy substance around ones genitals

2. Be a goofy fuckass

3. Being full of flavor not "Fruity"

4. My dad
1. "I have a musky scent coming from my nuts." "its probably the symptom called "Chedder Nutz"

2."Hey Chedder nutz...Pass Me the remote!"

"Shure thing Cheeze Dick"

3. My chedder nutz taste delish suckem' girl

4. Every one can agree my dads a royal Chedder Nutz
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cheddarbell

When one has/is a cheesy bellend.
You're a proper cheddarbell.
by Carlos99 April 24, 2008
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Cheddar Revolution

A popular uprising, beginning mid-February 2011 in Wisconsin, aimed at stopping arrogant government tactics.
When Governor Walker tried to ram through his union-busting, Medicaid-crippling bill, he was met by the Cheddar Revolution.
by ronsaturday March 24, 2011
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