chairection

The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.

Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"

by squidwardinmypants1125 July 25, 2012

Chainer Alley

In the Facebook game Mob Wars, the levels where other mobs will chain you no end for good XPs

player 1: ive just reached level 1000 :)

player 2: Welcome to Chainer Alley, 4000 levels of fucktards

by Mr Meana September 10, 2012

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

chaileigh

Chaileigh is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. She is so sweet and will always have your back. She’s also so adorable sweet kind and hot.

She’s hot she must be a chaileigh

by Sister_is_shooketh🌻 April 6, 2019

Chaileigh

She is just so gorgeous so adorable and so beautiful. She’s so smart and so loyal. She is just someone you tell secrets to and she won’t tell anyone. She’s someone who you just always spill the tea to. If you you find a Chaileigh you snatch her up and never let go

Wow she’s so pretty, she HAS to be a Chaileigh

by Sister_is_shooketh🌻 April 12, 2019

Chavez

A badass Latino that knows how to roll tha gas and is always prepared for anything. Also all the girls usually waitin on tha nigga but he be dumb blind.

That nigga Chavez never fails

by Thtniggagreeny October 17, 2019

Charvee

Someone who is beautiful and attractive. She is as sweet as honey but can also be as spicy as hot sauce. If you find a charvee, dont lose her. She is one in a million.

Omg you have a charvee, damn, you are one lucky person.

by lalalalalland March 1, 2022