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Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)
Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
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Carson’s are the best friends you can find. They love FaceTime, and playing video games with you. He’ll often joke around with you and can sometimes say things he doesn’t mean. Carson’s are usually a medium height, with fluffy brown hair, and amazing eyes. They will love you until you give them a reason to hate you. Carson’s stand up for you, and will always be by your side. He will make you feel good when you are sad. Please never ever leave a Carson if you find one.
Person 1: I was really sad and he knew just how to cheer me up.
Person 2: Yep, definitely Carson!
by urmom_101 January 1, 2022
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A huge nerd who can never stay awake in class because he doesn't sleep. He has green hair, looks like a girl, and gets 0 bitches.
Jeffrey: did you hear carson has never had a girlfriend
Vladimir Putin: everyone knows tjhar
by Tribnuts March 16, 2022
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Somebody who will probably date sombody named noah hes also big and sexy
Jim:carsons sexy
Noah:ikr
by Cumbob April 3, 2022
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Monster dump truck, fat curvy dick, Talk with a MEATTY muscles (the brain of course) with a hint of a scent that can be smelled across the room. But gah damn he got some hella tasty ass hair i ain’t gonna lie😩😩😩
Damn I want to have sex with Carson…🤤
I’m gonna bust

He’s such a baddie
FUCK ME CARSON
by Blaze868 April 6, 2022
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Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind
person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive
by Joel embid May 10, 2022
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A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.
Oh look it’s a Carson he likes taking pre up his ass
by Four big guys May 11, 2022
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