Carrying cream 

Carrying cream means to have a creamy poop and then not fully clean yourself. You "carry" the cream around as you go through your day, or as you sleep. Carrying cream became a trend among the Hollywood elite and celebrities; they claim Carrying cream gives you more confidence, more humility, and keeps you more grounded. Critics say that Hollywood is spreading this as a way to corrupt our youth.

That celebrity is a big proponent of Carrying Cream. He credits all of his Oscar wins on Carrying Cream, and says everyone should do it.

Carrying cream by Zeeg989 September 26, 2022

Carradine 

In order to perform a proper Carradine, one must purchase the following items: a noose, tinted spotter goggles, a jar of Vaseline, and a sharp knife/scissors.

Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.

Dude, I had such a shitty day at work today, can you spot me while I Carradine in the basement?

Carradine by analdumpster July 12, 2012

Carny Corns 

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny

When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.

Carny Corns by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013

carlysha 

Carlysha is a cute couple name of Carl and Alysha. They act like they don't like each other but really and truly deep down in they hearts, they love and admire one another. Even though Carl can sometime flirt with other girls, Alysha still care and love him.

Oouu Carlysha

carlysha by Gooksbruhhhh March 30, 2018

Camryn 

Camryn is beautiful but she doesn’t see it one bit. no amount of compliments would make her see her true worth. She is most caring girl anyone could ever meet.

family life is hard for her. she is misunderstood a lot of the time. she wants everyone to be happy and would do anything to make that happen.

she doesn’t like to talk about her problems , she would rather struggle silently than bother people with the issues that go on in her life. She is the stringer girls in this whole world. You must understand if Camryn tells you her problems she isn’t saying then for pity rather for you to understand why she is like the way she is.

Any boy would be so lucky to have her!

random dude: who is that chick man?
Boyfriend: it’s MY girlfriend, Camryn
random dude: she is beautiful
boyfriend: yeah she really is

Camryn by roses4life June 10, 2020

Oliver Carr 

Oliver Carr, the british Charlie Sheen. Makes woman weak at the knees just by the thought of him. Also a prolific trapper in the south east london area.

I just done an Oliver Carr to that bird. Im in the Oliver Carr (the trap)

Oliver Carr by cashfastols November 15, 2014

Carly 

The most breath taking girl to have ever have lived in the known universe that you never want even blink to miss a second of her. She has the most beautiful Brown eyes that you never want to look away from and brown hair that is supper long but soo gorgeous... plus the most beautiful smile ever that is soo contagious and can make any rainy day turn out brighter, you cant but stare and smile back at her:) She not only is helpful but she is genuinely caring about everyone. Creative, good taste, intelligent, incredibly funny (with a laugh that makes you laugh even harder because of her high squeak hahahaha) , fun and just an awesome person. she is a gorgeous girl that you cant get enough of that i am just blessed and the luckiest guy to even have ever met her or even know her and her name is carlyys.

look at carly!!

hii carllyss :)

Carly by ItalIAN_c September 25, 2010