Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

by tenet June 18, 2020

raw carrot

Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.

Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.

by psseudopsych January 20, 2017

Reverse Carrot

When a ginger person wears all green clothing.

Timothy: Yooo Dawgggg, have you seen what Charles is copping?
Philip: Straight dwn Reverse Carrot bos

by gingergreen August 20, 2011

carrot partnership

a ridiculous occurrence between co-workers in which both arrive to their shift dressed in the exact same target v-neck t-shirt. Chances are one might be a ginger.

"hey did you just see that carrot partnership?

yeah, i did"

by peetsissolame June 28, 2011

carrot rows

Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".

Damn, that ginger white-boy is straight up rockin' carrot rows.

by doctorgroove June 9, 2018

Carrot cog

Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.

His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.

Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.

by Dr Farhan January 22, 2022

carrot vibes

The best kind of vibe.
Carrot Vibes

"How was your day?"
"Good"
"Thats Carrot Vibes".

"How was your day?"
"Not great."
"Oof thats not carrot vibes."

by Massive blob of carrot March 9, 2021