Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 10, 2020

Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.

“Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”

by bigmamadearest May 7, 2018

Carpet Bomb

1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.

or

2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.

1. I was so fucking pissed after getting a "F" on that last test that I carpet bombed shit out of this one. Twenty hours of studying the book word for word and I got a "C".

2. Yeah bro, I carpet bombed the shit out of her all night.

by Majikoopa January 3, 2011

carpet bombing

In Duke Nukem Forever; the art of obtaining both a Jetpack and the Devastator weapon, then proceed to fly around and unleash a rain of rockets on everything that moves. Don't forget to refill.

carpet bombing, fuck yeah

by dnomz June 24, 2011

carpet muncher

The act of a lesbian performing oral sex on another female,

isabella

Joe: omg isabellas soo hot!
Dan: Dude, give up! She's a carpet muncher

by Test Sicles February 10, 2009

carpet bagger

1. Purveyor of goods which are not what they purport to be, north american post civil war.

2. Politician striving for popularity in a remote ward.

'gather round for I have a panacea for all ailments such as dropsy, feeble spirit and malingerance' The tale of the carpet bagger, Mark Twain 1875.

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by Poppa D January 15, 2007