by CarlosX January 02, 2006
by Hugo Harlotbreath February 15, 2018
A man who thinks he's a comedian because he rehashes unfunny versions of jokes he stole from other comedians.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
Bill, "Hey look! Mind of Mencia is on! Carlos is so funny because he says things that are supposed to really offend people!"
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
by Someone you'd like to know August 14, 2006
A no talent hack of a comedian who's considered 'edgy' by only himself. His name isnt Carlos, and he isnt Mexican, but FULL fag. He does material that hasn't been funny in years, or is more funny done by the ORIGINAL comedian who he stole it from.
by jwka2001 March 31, 2009
by SACSlym April 10, 2006
Carlos Mencia obviously added the last ten or so entries himself trying to glorify himself. The first twenty entries all knock that faggot. I seriously wouldn't be surprised one bit if this was true. I hate Carlos Mencia. He is a thief, and Joe Rogan should have knocked that filthy piece of shit the fuck out.
by snickelfitch November 10, 2008
Carlos Delgado is a Major League Baseball first baseman for the New York Mets. On September 25, 2003, in a game against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Delgado became only the fifth American League player and 15th major leaguer to hit four home runs in one game. He hit a three-run homer in the first inning, then led off the fourth, sixth and eighth innings with solo shots. He is under-rated and has lots of talent. Cool dude.
Carlos Delgado is a Major League Baseball first baseman for the New York Mets. On September 25, 2003, in a game against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Delgado became only the fifth American League player and 15th major leaguer to hit four home runs in one game. He hit a three-run homer in the first inning, then led off the fourth, sixth and eighth innings with solo shots. He is under-rated and has lots of talent. Cool dude.
by A Haus May 18, 2006