by cal_juice November 24, 2022
Get the cal juicemug. Mean’s you smell like pussy and your nudes suck and you probably smell like ball cheese with your morning breathe
by ILOVEDICKMONKEY February 8, 2021
Get the Calmug. A man of many names cal calvin Kalamazoo etc a man with hopes and dreams mile high, with a flowering random bow heart. He is always a littoe bald man he is French.
by Bertha Montgomery December 8, 2022
Get the cal buttsmug. a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig September 23, 2011
Get the Cal Chrismug. The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them
« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022
Get the Calmug. Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.
Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!
Melon: *holds up red flannel*
Melon: *holds up red flannel*
by hans_chavez March 2, 2024
Get the Cal Chuchestamug. 