Cals

Short for calories, mostly used by those who suffer from Eating Disorders.

June: Hey Julie, wanna go out for some McDonald’s with me?

Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?

by filmfemale September 24, 2022

Cal Walters

Cal is an amazing guy. He could make the dumbest jokes ever and get a laugh out no matter the situation. He is quiet, though if you are close with him, he’s very easy to get along with. Everyone loves Cal and not a single person should ever have a reason to hate him. His extraordinary soul should forever be cherished no matter who it is talking to him.

#1 “guys do you know Cal Walters???”
#2 “Yeah, duh. He’s so sweet and humorous so who wouldn’t?!?”

#1 “youre right! i love him.”

by chesterscandy September 30, 2022

cal

a guy who is oh so very hot and seems darling and caring but will turn around and stab you in the back and blame it on you yourself.

cal was acting like he didn't send that picture, and said i was going crazy but then admitted to it and said its my fault.

by Kyle's sister January 2, 2022

Cal

Doesn’t hate Maya

Maya’s bestfriend is Cal

by maiyxh January 6, 2022

Cal

Very very very hot, sweet, caring person

cal is awesome

by alalalalalalahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 7, 2022

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Cal

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them

« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!

by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022