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you called?

Witty (or smartass) response to when someone calls out for God, Jesus, or other holy figures or deities. Often used to stiffle someone else's overreaction, while also serving as shameless self-promtion into holiness or godhood.
Can bee seen as the quicker and less patronizing version of the "Don't call me that in public!" response.
(after witnessing an indescribable mess)
Friend: Jesus Christ...
Me: You called? *smug face*
by Acronymus February 14, 2017
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