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A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.
“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
by lukedanc July 19, 2019
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A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
by lawngiant July 13, 2009
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something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
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A bridge too far

Sucking to hard on a prostitutes arse and getting shit in your mouth
Again I took the wrong turn too a bridge too far and the was no return
by Mygobtakeslikepoo August 6, 2022
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Far east feast

A feast in which you order exorbitant amounts of take out food from a restaurant serving any sort of far eastern food (i.e. Chinese, sushi, Turkish, Indian). Amount of food must exceed that of a normal serving for one person and is not limited in size. Multiple types of cuisine may also be ordered for the same feast.
I'm so hungry! What do you want for dinner?

How about sushi?

Let's make it a far east feast and get sushi and Chinese food!
by Jax7 June 27, 2012
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Far East Depression

Far East Depression occurs to those students attending Pacific DoDea schools who travels for events such as sports and clubs. Feeling lonely, no motivation and anxiety from all the make up works from missing days of school all starts to kick in at once. However, students may agree that the week of Far East is the best week you’ll ever have in your lifetime.
Person #1: Far East Depression is starting kick in...
by RelatableDoDs November 9, 2018
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far east flash

An online flash animation that comes from Asia or the area around it. Commonly, these flashes include asian music and the animations follow the beat of the music, and no words are spoken from the characters.
Did you see that Far east flash?
EXAMPLE:
"There She Is!!" by SamBakZa
by purelymad99 March 27, 2006
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