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butthead

butthead: Uh...huh huh...hey beavis, whaddya think would happen if a reindeer took a dump in mid air? uh...huh huh huh...

beavis: umm...i dunno. what?

butthead: they hit the ground and go blop, you dumbass! uh...huh huh huh huh huh...

beavis: heh heh heh heh...*blop*...
by h a h! August 22, 2006
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butthawk

The punk movement takes the back door--a mohawk for your asscrack.
Dan's butthawk erupts from his crack.
by Zebulun May 2, 2005
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Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!
by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
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tight butthole

Tight Butthole (n) -- 1. An awesome thing. 2. A really awesome thing.
"Let's just get some more drinks, and make tonight a tight butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"

Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."

Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"
by thefoldrock November 13, 2011
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butthole sniper

One who snipes the butthole of another man from great distance using precision accuracy and ludacris speed

Snipes buttholes like it's his job
That butthole sniper snuck up on John from a mile away and parted his ass cheeks like the red sea.

a man with a mission
by Dane Gleesack August 8, 2008
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buttchip

a guy who surpasses the definitons of other words such as, idiot, stupid, lame.. or just a word to say when you dont know how to describe a guy who has made you mad, upset, confused etc.
Ugh Mike is ughhhh seriously ugh he's so awkward!!! He is SUCH a total buttchip!!!

I can't believe Jon hasn't texted me, what is his problem ugh such a buttchip.. such a buttchip.
by nodes June 25, 2008
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tight butthole

Let's make this night a tight butthole
by mgooch July 7, 2011
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