Broner

When a man lusts over another man's possessions.

Some guy had a broner when he was at the car show

by Bronerlover October 15, 2017

Broner

When you're hanging out with your friends, and one of them causes you to pop a boner unexpectedly.

"Yeah I was hanging out with mark and he gave me a broner. But we're all friends so its not gay"

by Acidpepper February 10, 2018

Bronevan

Bronevan is usually a guy with a Carmel skin tone, and a guy that plays lacrosse or basketball. He's very handsome and sexy. He's very husky and extremely strong, but it's not just his looks that cause any girl's heart to melt. At first he might seem kind of shy but once you get to know him he's lit as crap and is chill to do anything fun. He very smart. He might seem like a crazy, fun person you can't take seriously but he's actually very understanding and wise. He's there for you when you need it most and will support you. He will listen to your silly and petty rants and let you let out anything you want to say. Even though he's strong and tough on the outside, on the inside He's loving and mushy. He gives the best warm hugs and he's so romantic. He treats his girl right and never lets her down. If youre ever lucky enough to meet a Bronevan, keep him in your life... you'll never regret it.

Bronevan is just an all around amazing person, it's hard to believe he's not a superhero.

by III2580 May 20, 2018

boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.

After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.

by JJSkidz May 7, 2018

boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.

After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.

by JJSkidz May 7, 2018

Broner

When Bros get boners talking about particularly broey things like autocross, craft beer, golf, football or the good ol' days of high school.

Anytime a dude gets excited while starting a sentence with "in high school" or talks about his football team - his broner is present.

by Number One Dick Sucker September 14, 2018

Broner

A friend that you love but constantly dissapoints you.

Man I love fred but he keeps fucking up. Yeah what a fucking broner

by Xycomi December 20, 2018