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brofest

The joining of fellow bros for a session of chilling. No girls allowed are allowed at a brofest, if a girl comes to a brofest it is no longer a brofest.
"hey dude, you game for brofest tonight?"
by Anthony Ajluni May 22, 2008
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brokeswagen

Another term for a VW, or VDUB. Also known as a POS, or German Rice.
Hey look at that piece of shit brokeswagen GTI, oh wait, thats patty
by VW March 16, 2005
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Braces Job

1. To have sex with a person of young age
2. To have sex with someone and feel as though they were of young age, e.g inexperienced or shy
3. To have your pubes gets stuck in a girls mouth contraption and therefore get bad oral sex.
- So how was it last night with that chick you left with?
- Totally a braces job man, she was a virgin
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I'm gonna do that little filly tonight, I don't care if its a braces job.
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- My young cousin keeps giving me the braces job eye all the time, I might just go for it
- You're sick man, shes 17
- She's hawt!
by abragag December 16, 2008
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Adult Braces

A word used to describe the so called "grills" or "grillz" that rappers and rap-fans tend to wear to look sexy or "pimpin".
Grill-fan - "Whoa! Check out yo-homie's grillz!"
Grill-hater - "Those aren't 'grillz', dude. They are adult braces."
by OPP, Yeah You Know Me August 22, 2006
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brotest

To protest a bro.
Bro #1: I saw Shana at the bar last night...
Bro #2: You didn't text me?!
Bro #1: Didn't think of it...
Bro #2: I'm brotesting you!
by themexecutioner August 22, 2010
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brotesque

Grossly resembling a dude/bro/guy; applied to unattractive women

also used to refer to so cal brohoes in extreme situations where women try way too hard to be part of the guys and are just used for sexual purposes
scenario 1

guy 1: hey check out this pic of lady gaga

guy 2: christ that bitch is brotesque
by LordCarlo November 6, 2009
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Brofest in Bed

What you get the morning after a fourgy or moregy while everyone is still naked and a guy or guys are waking up hungry with morning wood.

The bro stink makes everyone randickulously horny and everyone kicks in to make boy butter for the pancakes.

(Refers to any gender crush situation)
ie.

"Kitchens trashed Dwizzle."

"No worries li'l bro... Bacon and eggs are already cookin' right here. It's Brofest in bed this morning~ Pass the butter for these man-cakes."
by Sterling Arch March 24, 2011
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