brandon

brandon is hoe, he knows it too. he not even sneaky with it.

girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??

girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.

janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.

by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020

Brandon

A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.

Brandon: ok boomer
Someone: but you're a brandon

by dishwasHER420 November 5, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.

That Brandon dude is a pain of the ass.

by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020

Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.

Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"

by koltasw July 6, 2018

Brandon

Joseph R. Biden.

Brandon forgave my student loans

by tp217 January 23, 2023

Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked

Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean

by Vydro October 23, 2020

Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.

Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?

by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019