Extremely talented actor who, as some may remember, sang about Santa Fe in Newsies way back in 1992. Then he turned badass and shot the shit out of Hugh Jackman in the Prestige. If Public Enemies with him and Johnny Depp isn't going to be one of the best movies ever, I will retire from watching movies.
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"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale
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"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale
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Get the bralet mug.A vagina. As in, to make barley; wheat; or other similar grain products.
Natively, barley is a cereal grain derived from the annual grass Hordeum Vulgare. Vulgare sounds like vulgar, and has a similar construction to "vagina;" vaginas are in the commonplace vernacular as being vulgar. Also, Horedeum sounds a bit like "Whore," who often have vaginas.
Barley is used for malting, which is akin to something like a yeast infection, probably.
Barley is used to make alcoholic beverages such as beer and whiskey, which often lead to vagina.
Natively, barley is a cereal grain derived from the annual grass Hordeum Vulgare. Vulgare sounds like vulgar, and has a similar construction to "vagina;" vaginas are in the commonplace vernacular as being vulgar. Also, Horedeum sounds a bit like "Whore," who often have vaginas.
Barley is used for malting, which is akin to something like a yeast infection, probably.
Barley is used to make alcoholic beverages such as beer and whiskey, which often lead to vagina.
"Make sure you wash your barley Ashley!"
"This barley needs to be malted."
Last year's barley harvest yielded much poontang."
"I like barley."
"This barley needs to be malted."
Last year's barley harvest yielded much poontang."
"I like barley."
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Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.
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Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.
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