Braden

Dick head

Person 1- Ugh did you see that guy? Ewww
Person 2- he must be a Braden

by Your exxxxxxx June 11, 2019

Braden

Usually is gay, has a small penis, and large fucking head and he can't even walk through a damn door because it's so damn big. JESUS CHRIST. Also retarded as fuck and has no experience with girls.

"Fuck you Braden, but your mummy kinda thic"

by Buzz Lightener July 13, 2019

Braedann

A petty, self-centered person. Someone who is under the impression that the world revolves around them, and seeks to eliminate those who hold a different view.

Jackson: “Dude, did you meet that Braedann girl?”
Johnny: “Yeah man, she wouldn’t shut up about herself!”

by Bar-B-Q Brisket June 2, 2020

Braedan

That one retarded white kid, whose hair is absolutely garbage, thinks he's good at basketball and run from obese kids.

"Hmm, Braedan? Isn't he that kid who's really retarded and run from ducks?"

by NotBraedan April 24, 2019

Braden

it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole

"FUCK! why did you just tell me to fuck off? YOU BRADEN!

by LOAFMUFFIN January 3, 2008

Braden

Braden looks like the crimson chin and bad at jokes and is bad at come backs

Braden is annoying

by Bifford did this March 22, 2019

bralan

Sexy short cute tight abs. Known to get love from everyone including that one girl ( name starts with an a) he can get love from a lion. Bralan is cool and is often to have cool friends.

"Did you know that bralan liked me?"

by Aa is the best bae bae May 18, 2017