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Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.
Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.
by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023
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Cock it in the Backside

1. To turn an image behind another image on a diagonal axis.
2. Anal sex
1. Take that image of a magazine and cock it in the backside.
2. I'd really love it if you'd cock me in the backside!
by codem August 17, 2009
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Break a few backs to get to the top

When you want to get somewhere in life or accomplish a life-long goal, sometimes, you need to do some bad or use people to get your way.
If you really want this badly, you gotta break a few backs to get to the top.
by Brainztorms January 24, 2017
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backstage pass

A pass, usually in the form of a laminated card or felt-like sticker, that allows the bearer access to the "backstage" area of an entertainment event (e.g., a concert). The area might not literally be behind the stage, but some other at the venue normally restricted to the other event attendees. An event may have different types of backstage passes for different levels of access; typically the "All Access" passes for a concert are of the laminated card variety, whereas the sticker type usually only allows the bearer access to limited areas at predetermined times.

Many music fans dream of getting a backstage pass so that they can meet their favorite bands at one of their concerts, but they should realize that 1) the bands their fan clubs don't always have the power to give out backstage passes; usually it's the venue or radio stations who get a hold of these, 2) like front-row tickets, backstage passes are mostly snatched up by those who already personally know somebody in the band, crew, or venue staff. And most importantly, 3) even having a backstage pass does not guarentee that you'll get to meet the band.
In the movie "Wayne's World", Wayne and Garth use their backstage passes to meet Alice Cooper after the show.
by Bill M. July 29, 2004
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Backside

Hey, I banged that chick and got a blow job on the backside.
by C.J. Thomas November 25, 2007
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Backside Fakey

When you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back.. and when she turns her head to look at you you blow your load in her face.
I was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate.
by ¤ħĠя April 30, 2009
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Backseat Rubik's-Cubing

When someone trying to solve a Rubik's Cube gets bombarded by others that are trying to tell them how to solve it. Backseat Rubik's-Cubing tends to happen at AcDec competitions while waiting endlessly in the lobby.
It was hilarious watching Grey and Brandon Backseat Rubik's-Cubing Busby while waiting in the lobby before the AcDec competition.
by Elle-Chan April 16, 2010
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