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Brazilian Fart Brothers

Two different dudes that have eaten the same ass. Somewhat similar to Eskimo brothers.
Person 1: "Bro I ate Niki's fart box the other day"

Person 2: "No way, I ate her ass last week! Does this make us Brazilian Fart Brothers?"
by Whipdad August 13, 2016
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brazilian smuggle monkey

It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.
The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey
by Ornstein/Smough December 21, 2013
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Brazilian Birthday Party

A train of anal sexing. Usually occurring on ones birthday.
We gave Laura a Brazilian birthday party last night, she loved it.
by Band of bros December 21, 2013
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Brazilian Fart Punishment

The most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of pornography known to man! Someone who has been a "bad" person gets to be "punished" by sticking their nose in someone else's anal crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. The punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks Portuguese and doubled down on Taco Tuesday.
See also pornography, fetish, art forms.
Door man: "Any plans tonight Master Carl?"
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
by Cheesy Sack Holder March 14, 2016
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Brazilian Banana Bang

When a nigger eats a banana, then takes the peel and ducttapes it to his dick and uses it as a condom.
Nigger 1: "Did you hear Stephonda is pregnant?"
Nigger 2: "Yeah, Why?"
Nigger 1: She got Brazilian Banana Banged!
by Anthony Tippy July 19, 2010
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brazilian fart porn

When a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in.
Did you see that brazilian fart porn.. not as f***ed as 2 girls one cup though..
by wordtoyourmother May 1, 2008
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Brazilian Wake Up

A sexual act (usually performed in the morning) of giving someone a hand job to wake them up. Upon climax, the pelvic region is waxed simultaneously.
"This morning I felt both extreme pain and pure ecstasy. I'm pretty sure I experienced Nirvana."

"Sounds like you got a Brazilian Wake Up."
by TheBigKahuna11 April 13, 2020
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