To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!
Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey
by DankOregon March 28, 2009
Get the Golden Blumpkinmug. by John Butz & Meghan Kay August 18, 2004
Get the Fuzzy Blumpkinmug. by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006
Get the Country blumpkinmug. by rjpond August 30, 2007
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb
by pmoney May 13, 2005
Get the atomic blumpkinmug. A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.
by The 8th Street Hammer April 11, 2012
Get the Akron blumpkinmug. by Don Keibols April 14, 2009
Get the JB Blumpkinmug.