blues

when you baby just died of cot death, ya wife left ya, you mom and dad died in a fire at their house, you hooked on coke and you've just been mugged, and you got a pain in the balls, you've just been stabbed, and it drives ya to pick up a guitar and learn to play the blues, but you realise you ain't got enough doe to buy a guitar, and the rent man is thinking of kickin you out. when you do finally get a guitar and learn to play it real well you get electrocuted and die cause you had a dodgy amp. then the devil grabs you keeps you in hell for eternity.

he he now thats blues.

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

rhythm & blues

This used to be a profoundly inspiring genre of popular music. The name has now been hijacked by a large bunch of talentless twats. The males spit drivel into oversized microphones whilst screetchy female imps gyrate with all the erotic appeal of diet salad.

The announcer said the next feature would be on contemporary rhythm & blues, so I hit the remote.

by Spleenvent September 28, 2006

Blues

Street name for the drug Roxicontin/Roxycodone used because they are small blue pills usually costing anywhere from $10-15.

Hey man i got a friend who wants some blues you got 30 for $300?

by LadyJay January 5, 2010

bluestockingism

The way smart chicks are who think and talk about stuff, usually with other smart chicks.
"The character or behavior of a pedantic, literary-minded female. From historical reference, often a pejorative term."

That new girl's giving me blue balls with her bluestockingism and her sexy librarian thing.

by Zoicks January 20, 2009

Blues Clues Skidoo

1. To move from one place to another in such a fashion.

2. A sexual activity that currently remains without definitive meaning.

1. "I'm going to Blues Clues Skidoo to the store for some groceries!"

2. "I'm gonna Blues Clues Skidoo all over you."

by T. Boone Pickenns September 6, 2013

little blues

Discreet reference to Viagra. When you don't want to say "viagra" out loud.

"Looks like we are in with these babes... please tell me you're packin' some little blues."

by ASH! March 6, 2008

bluffalo

A bluffalo is someone who is definitely lying, and knows it, and knows that you know it.

Hitler: I swear I did not kill all those Jews!
God: Oh shut up you bluffalo!

by dangerwatch600 September 30, 2010