Bloomin' Onion

While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.

Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.

by Steviepq October 9, 2007

Bloomin Blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.

Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"

Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"

Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"

Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"

by themanswh March 4, 2010

Blomkin Royale

When you're getting a blow job while on the toilet (taking a dump), and eating a sandwich.

That Italian last night made for a great Blomkin Royale.

by Jalse November 2, 2008

bloo

A person who is a long close friend; a confidante; a trusted college friend with whom one has shared many memories; a friend, buddy.

"Shes always been there to support me. Shes my bloo."
"Hey bloo, that boy turned out to be a big arsul, lets go egg him!"

by FandPong May 8, 2009

Bloomish

1. Exhibiting the indomitable curiosity of Leopold Bloom, the undecorated hero of James Joyce's novel, Ulysses
2. Being nosy and talking to strangers in order to expand one's knowledge about the world
3. Developing creative, albeit fictitious, theories to explain natural, social or cultural phenomena

Bob wandered into Whole Foods grocery store and bloomishly read aloud the nutrition contents of so called "organic" trail mix and compared the number of ingredients to the corresponding number listed on non-organic trail mix.

by friendlyamiga September 25, 2011

Blooming fupa

When the fupa has worked it’s way down to the inner bikini line with a full blown blooming bush

While sitting at the pool, Becky leaned forward for the skittle that she dropped and Johnny noticed her blooming fupa trying to escape out the side of her new 2 piece.

by @b3leo July 22, 2019

crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012