Off-your-Face-Booking

Going online to social networking sites eg. Facebook after a few too many drinks and doing things you may later regret or even forget.

"I was stupidly Off-your-Face-Booking last night and poked some people I shouldn't have!!"

by Mats101 April 1, 2009

Blooming Idiot

A kid who was born when his father ejaculated into a flower pot. Resulting in an idiot to blossom.

Look at that blooming idiot right there

by New York Lobster January 29, 2019

brooking friend

a friend that stabs you in the back. a friend that dates your ex.

Thats a brooking friend!

by madtoys101 June 28, 2009

procrasti-booking

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.

Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."

by random_kid_clock-in August 30, 2010

BUTT BOOKING

when you sit on your phone and accidentally start posting on facebook.

Dude, what is all this nonsense on my wall? Were you Butt Booking me again?

I can't believe I Butt Booked my ex-girlfriend, now she thinks I'm stalking her.

by wisdumb2oof February 21, 2011

Breeze Blocking

Breeze Blocking sexual act. This involes doing a shit into a condom and freezing it. Once frozen this tool should be used as a dildo and inserted up either a ladies vagina or anus, or indeed a man's anus, as a way to gain sexual pleasure.

I'm goin' doon the forry to indulge in Breeze Blocking lid.

by Stenny Boys July 7, 2006

cock blocking

When somebody is being an pain in the arse and preventing you from doing something you are trying to get done. This expression is used as an annoyed slang response when this situation occurs.

Will you please stop fucking cock blocking me, nig?

by gameysy June 15, 2004