Blepsy

the act of loosing control over one's balance due to hopping up and down on one foot after stubbing the large toe.

Person A: *stubs toe* OW!! *begins jumping up and down*
(Moments later) *THUD*
Person B: Oh my gosh, are you ok? What happened?
Person A: Uhm... nothing.
Person B: What are you doing on the floor? Wait... did you blepsy again? God Mark, this is the second time this month! I know that table has really sharp angles but GOD you're a klutz!

by valrockstar328 January 30, 2009

Bleskimo

When a man performs a blumpkin on a female, as he is "eskimo kissing" her vagina while she is on the toilet pooping.

Man, Justin gave her a Bleskimo last night. He's sick!

by TV Friends December 6, 2013

bleshki

Could mean whatever you want it to mean

Suck my bleshki

Im covered in bleshki

I'll have some bleshki with my fries

by Swerve and Odysseus March 14, 2014

Bleason

The act of not giving a shit.

I be bleason.

by BleasonBitch January 16, 2015

Bless it cuz

Ghetto slang for thank you.

Them: Of course I'll like your insta pic!
You: Bless it cuz!

by Samdee January 17, 2017

blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

holocaust lemon party

Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley

by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017

Blessage

The essence created when you say "bless you"

When Parker sneezed and half of the class said "bless you", he was thankful for the blessage bestowed upon him

by Deadpoolinator16 May 13, 2017