blanket scarf

An accessory item made especially popular by Lenny Kravitz, that is large enough to be a blanket but is worn as a scarf.

Person #1: "Look at that girl with that blanket scarf... I don't get it, is it a blanket or it is a scarf?"
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."

by Mel R P June 14, 2016

swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo September 6, 2016

pink blanket

When a girl sits on her partners face.

Joe: “Hey, what happened last night with Linda?”
Estabon: “She gave me a pink blanket.”
Joe: “How does your nose feel?”

by FullBlownAids February 1, 2018

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018

Blanket sesh

An activity that occurs after a heavy evening of alcohol consumption. Upon returning home, instead of going to sleep, energetic students burrito themselves in blankets and discuss the highlights of the night's sesh, usually over a hot cup of tea.

Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.

After returning from a night out, Ricki and co encountered the empty sofa and several blankets. They put two and two together, and commenced the blanket sesh.

by Tura the Snake February 16, 2018

Clout Blanket

A blanket used to cover yourself with attention, usually 10 seconds of Facebook fame, also usually while driving someone else’s reputation into the ground on social media. All while gaining popularity and influence.

Yeah, she really covered her ass with a clout blanket to talk shit about Johnny! Had the whole community involved in his business on Facebook, and now she’s even famous for it! Impressive! Let’s leave Johnny a bad review and get our own clout blankets!

by Thisismydayjob December 17, 2019

Blanket Girl

A girl who wears a blanket everywhere, typically in a high school of University environment.

"Why are these Blanket Girls wearing a Snuggie to my grandmother's funeral?"

by Blanketman69420 February 13, 2020