blanket ratchet

Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.

Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!

by Chris Risley 80 October 05, 2014

Stink Blanket

when a girl sits on your face and you are smothered by her unholy cooter stench

“Damn, that big bitch had an immense stink blanket”

by fattyfattystinkblanket December 25, 2020

flying blanket

a suprise attack, vaulting oneself through the air, with intention to smother, onto an unsuspecting person or object lying prone. has been known to backfire when couch arm gets in the way.

Did you see that flying blanket Tom just tried? It came out of nowhere, and if the couch hand't hit him in the face first he might have smothered Kevin.

by Hanna Z July 23, 2005

swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo February 20, 2016

blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.

Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!

by Drgizmo October 23, 2010

hit the blankets

To go to sleep

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets

by Wisdomtooth101 March 27, 2017

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 29, 2014