dingle berries

Shit that is caught on ones anal pubic hair. May be moist or rock hard and has to be removed through tidious picking.

person #1...I pooped my pants!
person #2...Oh no, if you dont clean that poop out you will have alot of DINGLE BERRIES

by Theo M. January 25, 2006

Bernie

A humble legend of a man of the people. The 2016 presidential candidate who inspired millions and millions of U.S. citizens to feel as one united nation of individuals through his soaring vision. An America with a NEW "New Deal" and getting back to the basic belief that no matter who you're born to, and what your family's wealth is or isn't, everyone should have the RIGHT to earn a college degree and enter working/professional life on relatively even ground.

2016 was nothin', but then Bernie came along and led a revolution!

by StoneColdMason September 22, 2016

Bertie

I've taken this from the Allsorts advert. Which used the saying "One to many and you might turn Bertie". Bertie can be used for when you've had one to many of anything.

- I've been out all night and i'm abit "Bertie".
- How are you mate?..."Bertie"

by Darcy Lovitt March 27, 2009

ass berries

Small pieces of foodremains which get stuck in pubic hair of the anus region.

That bread causes ass berries!

by jormeidt October 5, 2006

salmon berries

and dried liquids (vaginal secretions,man sauce, urine, sweat etc) that have dried in the female pubic hair. The first cousin of the dingle berry.

"Her Salmon berries have the consistency of milk duds and the taste of dead fish."

by Dr. Rich Gibson June 11, 2006

Berrien Springs, Mi

A boring redneck town, full of idiots that cant drive, a place where the only way to enjoy is being shitfaced drunk all the time, in order to live here you must have high self esteem in order to block out the retarded rednecks struggling to lead a normal life, the only advantage is that its a small town and easy to leave.

This town sucks, its a regular berrien springs, Mi

by Lostbutfound12 March 17, 2009

Bernie

He’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. He’s the one men go to when they need advice about building shit and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. He has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.

Nobody can figure out how to do the job right the first time. Call in the Bernie!

by lovelive04 February 5, 2010