bros before hoes

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.

ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!

by Kaldingo Balzingo January 7, 2004

i before e

... except after c

A persistent little lie.

"it's wierd how i before e except after c is always true LOL"

by _m374 May 18, 2006

chicks before dicks

Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.

Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"

You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"

by jk_ December 23, 2007

Beffer

A derogatory word, used to replace any insulting word.

You beffer; Son of a beff, Beff off.

by Chris (Beacher) August 16, 2003

BeFell

A Canadian pretending to be an American.

It's to unpatriotic to even think of it.

by Some emo dude on Newgrounds November 29, 2004

beffe

best friends for eternity. the first 'e' is silent lol

Maggie: ahh i love you beffe!
vanessa: i love you too beffe!

by xoxo_maggs_xoxo August 25, 2009

food before feces

A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.

Meaning:

Digest and create before making waste.

Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.

That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.

This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011