Beefonella

Like salmonella but real.

Like salmonella but beef

"you bro did you just eat that raw beef?"
"salmonella isn't real"
"yeah, but beefonella is!"

by insanelybeefyboy April 25, 2025

Bweefing

The gas released after being the recipient of anal.

“Daddy f*cked me in the ass so hard last night i started bweefing”

by Bluniont February 17, 2026

Beeving

To exist with really no purpose, sort of like a drone piloted by an Alien. Usually if someone is a beev they would be very handsome and insanely tall. If you see one you should hug them tight as they are a once in a life time person.

"Yoooooo He's beeving rn" or "you are beeving rn"

by qwertyuiosdfghjkfdf August 6, 2025

beesiness

Your reason for visiting da apiary.

If a bear comes sniffin' around da hives, anyone knows dat he's looking for honey, and so there's no need for him to state his beesiness!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

Beefnut

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is ignorant, passive aggressive, and just plain 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝. The word carries connotations of mindlessness and egotistical behavior suggesting someone who acts on emotion rather than reason.

"He's such a beefnut, he didn't know that compliments were considered flirting"
"You really thing you're making a point? Shut up you clueless beefnut"

by Samya August 29, 2025

Beffing

The hottest new erotic sensation! Wrap a towel or shirt soaked with tea around your head and suck as much moisture out of the fabric as you can. Pouring more tea onto the towel as you go is encouraged. Then have sex normally.

What kind of tea do you use when you're beffing? I like Earl Grey, myself.

by greatmindsofchapelhill September 30, 2025

eff beein

the action of facebooking someone in any situation/place... private/public

michelle: i'm eff beein in the privacy of my bathroom.

Catharine: I've totally been eff beein you in this public library.

Hank: i've been eff beein this ladyman

by catshewz May 31, 2010