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Noun: A person who is an uncool, smelly kleptomaniac, who can't keep his hands off of anything you own, but just so happens to think he is in your line of friends.
That beefnut stole my car!

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What happened to Austin's PSP? Oh, I bet that beefnut Joe took it!
Beefnut by Jamie H. March 10, 2007
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A derogatory term used to describe someone who is ignorant, passive aggressive, and just plain 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝. The word carries connotations of mindlessness and egotistical behavior suggesting someone who acts on emotion rather than reason.
"He's such a beefnut, he didn't know that compliments were considered flirting"
"You really thing you're making a point? Shut up you clueless beefnut"
Beefnut by Samya August 29, 2025

The Beefnut 

A rare breed of Dutch descent. Commonly seen in the western United States such as Utah. Originating in Lake Forest, Illinois the Beefnut is a wild beast. Usually calm until confronted while eating, the Beefnut will charge and inflict pain until he sees fit. The Beefnut is also particularly sensitive on sleep. He enjoys the the Greatful Dead and chedderwursts.
Did you see the Beefnut? He almost bit my arm off when I tried to get a bite of his sausage.
The Beefnut by 2sketch April 30, 2014
The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.
I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.
beef nut by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

beernuts 

The doctor told me today that I've got the worst case of beernuts he's ever seen!
beernuts by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003