Beat Conductor

The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."

The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.

Beat Conductor by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009

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beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

beat off breakfast by qwimple April 17, 2011

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beat the cock

masturbation in slang

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock

beat the cock by Marioreyiz August 24, 2011

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Beat Thing

Often used between teenage male friend groups. Slang for someone who’s “ugly” or not desirable. Not worth it. Can also be called “Beat ting”, often used by boys when describing girls they don’t find attractive. Would not date or hu with unless really desperate. Could be used when describing someone really rude or obnoxious.

“She’s a beat thing”

Beat Thing by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019