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angry bearded dragon

The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.
After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.
by markosjovenson August 1, 2010
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voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.
chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
by PhantomToe October 29, 2007
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bearded bitches

teenage girls (usually asian) who have massive side burns (all the way from yokel county y'all!!!!) fine examples of these facial haired foxes are megan setchell, tanya killamanjazro (or whatever the hell her 2nd name is) and there is one special example who's beard isnt on her face, oh no my chums, it is in fact between her arse cheeks, the hairy arsed cow. DANIELLE MELLON THATS YOU.
''hey bra', check out those bearded bitches over there.......more hair than my russian unlcles armpit.''
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bearded dragon

A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
by yoyodada November 5, 2014
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Bearded Forgie

That skirt was so short I could see her Bearded Forgie.
by TheRecorder August 4, 2009
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Bearded thug

A man that will hit you over the head and steal your purse.
"Can you describe the person who stole your purse?"

"HE WAS A BEARDED THUG!"
by Mr. Dinges August 22, 2012
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bladedback

BladedBack is a roblox user who is known for his insane combative skills and techniques he uses in a Military Group Called: "United States Military 1940's" on the user platform "Roblox".
"Oh my god, did you know how good BladedBack is at combat?"
by BladedBack July 14, 2018
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