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Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.
My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.
by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018
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Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.
I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.
by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018
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cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!
Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!
by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010
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Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021
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cow kite

/c0w , kY-t/

verb:

a euphemism used to describe a way to motivate/push your sexual partner to try something-else or new during sex,

The act of being lazy during sex to entice/spark an idea to your partner to try something new

I.e. when a man acts like a lazy "cow" in bed and does nothing until the woman trys something new,

" You gotta get her runnin, before you start runnin " - family guy
" Mary was being a bitch last night, I used the cow kite technique to make her suck my dick "
by HonorsStudent101 June 23, 2017
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brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)
i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!
by lacy. November 2, 2010
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mountain cow

A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.
That big mountain cow ate my phone.
by Bob is always right November 22, 2016
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