I’m Batman

We get it your batman you don’t need to say it like 10 times seriously just quit it your BRUCE WAYNE ITS NOT LONGER A SECRET JUST GIVE UP

Batman-I’m Batman

Me-SHUT UP

by Apples are better then oranges April 20, 2018

i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him

Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman

by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021

I’m Batman

Batman is a code word for being depressed, during the day we are surrounded by people who we hide our secret from.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.

“Me accepting that I’m Batman and that it was never for a trend.”

“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”

by LuciusAscen June 9, 2023

batman

1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.

2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.

1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.

2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.

me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.

by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009

batman

A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.

Wow The Batman.. or is it just Batman?

by darkhorizon October 18, 2006

batman express

To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.

P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.

by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

batmangasm

A sudden outburst of uncontrolled pleasure after watching the Batman movie.

"I went to go see that Batman movie and I had a batmangasm"

by CassidySCREAM October 4, 2008