United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 26, 2012

bate and nap

When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap

Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap

by Slleeppyy September 18, 2015

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 07, 2025

bate bird

A girl that you get with just to use and get close to someone else through them

"I love you babe"- girl

"Shut up ye just a bate bird"- boy

by 0161mannyonthemap April 06, 2016

kaden bates

He is a young savage he gets all the girls.many girls have lots of crushes on him and say he's very strong Andy beautiful.ussaly kaden bates's comes from a rich or wealthy family specially the grandparents.kaden bates also gets straight a's almost all kaden bates's are either doctors or have gone to Harvard

Kaden bates has a good family Kaden bates gets girls lots of girls

Kaden bates family is rich.

by Epic defeat January 03, 2018

Master Bate

When you become a master at catching fish with bate

Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

Batee

Batees are actually gorillas camouflaged as humans. They are totally mixed in the human society today and are hard to differentiate by their physical appearance. They are total westaboos and always talk about western countries (mostly America), even if they live in a country farthest away from America. They don't even know how speak their own language and make total clowns of themselves among their friends and the society. In fact they are the people (actually gorillas) who support Trump and voted him!

"Hey that guy has all the characteristics of Batees I read in the urban dictionary. Now I'm pretty sure that he is a Batee!"

by Potatovour February 01, 2017