Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.

Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.

by Le_Moff May 14, 2012

Russian Bath

Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.

He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.

by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009

Czech Bath

The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.

Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"

by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020

face bath

When u sit on your man face and he gives you oral sex

I gave him a face bath

by Rockykell August 7, 2017

Bath Juice

The water leftover after taking a bath, especially in the context of offering an acquaintance the opportunity to take a second bath in the same water.

I asked Juliet if she wanted me to save my bath juice after I finished bathing for her to use.

by Vaurs85 May 28, 2023

Purfume Bath

When someone farts opens the shower, sticks there butt in farts then runs.

How was your Purfume Bath?
Damn that stinks!!!!!!!!!1

by beanie B**** March 25, 2011

lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.

by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008