barbie

some bitch toy whos commercials take up over two thirds of the tv that we watch.

man, i have a good mind to go over to that mofo who created barbie and pop a cap in his ass!

by GrandFunk December 6, 2003

barbie

a 100% fake roll model known as a blonde doll that is annorexic, has oversized plastic boobs and proves you can do anything while wearing heels. Lives in a pink dream home and drives her freakin' pink car, making little girls think that youh can live a dream life even if your blonde and cant remember what you did last night at the club.
Also teaches little girls who to be sluts at very young ages.

hunny your soo fake youh make barbie look real.

by iamamazing94949 April 7, 2008

Period Blood Barbeque

A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...

"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"

"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"

by moose donovon October 31, 2011

barbecue sauce

a substance to be on someone’s titties.

I’m sittin here, barbecue sauce on my titties.

by Yeetermyskeeter July 8, 2019

barbie

The plastic blonde bimbo that captures the hearts of many young girls. She can get her way with anything. She appearently has the greatest boyfriend on earth, the greatest sisters, a new car every week, a new house, including a pool, every month, and even her very own mermaid clone. ect...

I want to be just like Barbie! That bitch has everything!

by Timbolicious January 18, 2008

barbie-the-Barbie

1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.

2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.

1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?

2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.

by Astrapto September 10, 2011

Barbie Doll

A Caucasian female with blonde,brown,red,or black hair. Mostly blonde. Occosianly slutty, with perfect body. Goes with Ken dolls.

Little girls (or boys) play with Barbies.

Girl 1: "Hey! Look at my new Baseball Barbie!"
Girl 2: "My Prom Barbie is WAAAY better then yours!"
Mom: "Now, now! Play nice!"

by Grace April 3, 2005