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Facebook Spank Bank 

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation
"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."

left bank cowboy 

the peculiar yet somewhat predictable transformation certain young American celebrities experience upon going Continental (i.e., living or working in Europe). Akin to drugstore cowboy.
American actress Kristen Stewart has now made not one, but two, yes two, French films. Probably on the advice of her agents and handlers she has subsequently done the following :

1) shaved her head (like Sinead O'Connor);

2) dyed it blonde (like Annie Lennox);

3) and entered what appears to be her first serious lesbian/same sex relationship (like any number of American female expats of the last century).

I suspect before long she will also be sporting a Parisian accent, opening a salon, quoting Baudelaire, Cocteau, and Satre' incessantly, and complaining endlessly about all those bourgeoise, materialistic Americans who care only for money and nothing for art. Like Gwyneth Paltrow and so many others before, Kristen Stewart has become a left bank cowboy.

Red Bank, New Jersey 

A blue collar borough of Central New Jersey that's a mix of urban and suburban that's close to Staten Island and the Jersey Shore. Red Bank contains a lot of everything. From hipsters to Spanish speakers, to quieter neighborhoods to an intense night life; this town is quintessential New Jersey! Don't travel at night along Shrewsbury Ave though, you'll more than surely get robbed! To get to Red Bank, you can take the car and travel on the Garden State Parkway or Route 35. Nj Transit's North Jersey Coast Line also passes through Red Bank. Btw, Kevin Smith, director of Clerks, Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to name a few, is from here.
Random guy: Yo, look down West Front Street. I think another bar fight spilled out into the street. That shit must have started in Fixx. Damn Red Bank, New Jersey is crazy!

piggy bank pussy

a woman's reproductive organ that holds the properties of a coin slot. i.e.: no excess of labial matter and/ or the absence of an enlarged clitoris.
That bitch from last night had a piggy bank pussy, yeeeah boy. Long dick style all night!

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder 

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.
I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

Stank Bank 

the place in your brain where you remember some of the best shits you've ever taken and recall them fondly. similar to the Spank Bank, but hopefully there's no crossover between these two in your brain.
"Brian?"

"Yes?"

"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"

"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."

"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."
Stank Bank by Peven glugh April 30, 2021