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Triumphant Knee Banger

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.
Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.
by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018
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Chocolate Cheese Banger

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.
EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
by CCB Lover January 2, 2011
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Italian Banker

Sexual Position mentioned in the ABC show Dirty Sexy Money where the man lies on his back, facing up while the woman sits on top of him also facing up. She then raises her hips and arches her back to allow penetration as well as moving her hands behind her on the ground. In this position the woman does pretty much all the work. Also called the Italian Chandelier.
We did the Italian Banker last night - she was tired but I was ready to go again.
by Dan-O- November 8, 2007
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bander

French slang verb for having an erection. This word comes from the verb for drawing a bow. This comes from both being hard, and all loaded up. This is often used in expressions.
Il vas bander pour elle.

He will have a boner for her.
by Ninja337 August 23, 2006
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Star Spangled Banner

Star Spangled Banner

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming!
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
by stan21 May 5, 2006
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ENAMEL BANGER

a huge turd, so long it touches the toilet bowl before being 'crimped off' by the ass muscles- also known as a 'crowd pleaser' , a yam, U571 or a Trent Otter
I did a massive shit last night, a real Enamel Banger
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
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i-banker

"After two years as an i-banker, I'll just buy my own island and retire."

Many kids in undergraduate business programs are disillusioned by the thought of doing the i-banking routine when they graduate.
by Setsuna September 14, 2004
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