Douche Baggie

One who is very small in physical stature but makes up for it by being an extreme douchebag

Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"

by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008

Doggie bagging

When ending a meeting that has already gone on too long and used up way too much of everyone's time, use this phrase to indicate wrapping up the unresolved issues to take them up later. Essentially, how you address what to do with issues left over from a meeting.

"OK people, we gotta end this meeting now. What are the issues we'll be doggie bagging for later?"

by Hot Jam September 26, 2009

quouche-baggot

a queer that is a douche and also a faggot

WTF, Mrs. Slusser hop off my dick you quouche-baggot

by Naruto and Method Man June 27, 2010

Baggio

An incredible individual who stands firm with his principles in life. You don't want to mess with him, you will be barking at the wrong tree. He will cut you deep with his words and makes sure you feel it through. Nevertheless, he is one of the sweetest person you'll ever get to know once he let you enter his life. He's that one friend who will never tolerate you with wrongdoings but is most fun to be with. He got his own ways with words which will always make your heart flutter. Baggio is strong but sweet. Once you meet one, brace yourself for a roller coaster ride — he's full of thrill. Life's never boring with him.

Rmbd9496

I love Baggio. Through everything.

by Rmbd9496 June 8, 2021

Letucia Baggins

The adopted daughter of Bilbo Baggins, Letucia is the only known hobbit to have lived solely on a diet of lettuce. It is believed Letucia would frequently steal lettuce heads and savagely attack other hobbits with them

Don't go all Letucia Baggins on me you nutball. I made that salad for fourteen and you just at ate it in 12 minutes.

by toenailtim April 27, 2010

Santa Bagging

When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.

Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.

I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.

by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

tea bagging

When a guy lowers his junk, or balls, onto someones face, or into their mouth, while they are lying on the ground. Resembles dunking a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon, and when he had her pinned, he accidentally tea bagged her!!!!!

by Rhi5 May 25, 2005