atheist fronthug

Not to be confused with the christian sidehug.

The atheist fronthug is also known as the missionary position.

Man, I just atheist fronthugged that bitch. There was NO ROOM FOR JESUS!

by gandalfthegrape March 11, 2011

fundamentalist atheism

n. 1. Dogmatic subscription to atheism characterized by forcing atheistic beliefs on non-believers.

2. The height of religious irony

Richard Dawkins' fundamentalist atheism is hilarious since he's bashing fundamentalist theism.

by JulieLemon January 4, 2008

atheia

A joking name for an atheist god.

Retard: What religion do you follow?
Atheist: Atheism.
Retard: Really, what's your God?
Atheist: Atheia.

by MrDiSante April 17, 2008

Atheism

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism never gains any prophets.

by Nistt March 3, 2011

Atheism

Rejection of the belief in dieties. Does not assert that there are no dieties and thus does not carry the burden of proof.

Theist: Atheists need proof, so they have to prove that god doesn't exist.

Atheist: Atheism doesn't involve making a claim, I don't have to prove anything.

by deadmoron July 25, 2010

Atheism

A rejection of the belief in the existence of a God or Gods. Atheism itself is not a religion or a belief, but is accepted within some religious and spiritual belief systems, including Jainism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Neo-pagan and Wicca. Although some atheists are also anti-theists, who oppose organized religion others are merely indifferent. In spite of some people generalizing atheists as being immoral, they tend to have a lower crime rate and as a population are no less moral than theists.

Scientists and highly rational people tend to subscribe to atheism because they believe in Occam's Razor:
"A principle urging one to select among competing hypotheses that which makes the fewest assumptions and thereby offers the simplest explanation of the effect".

by kookycole November 6, 2012

Athens Meat Grinder

Deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike.

Did Mark wash his clothes? Good, I'm gonna give that douche an Athens Meat Grinder

by Matt and Jason May 24, 2006