Ass

1.Using the word at the end of a sentence or randomly to make yourself sound cool or funny.

2.Using the word around the wrong people and getting bitched at for using it.

1.Man: Ass!

Other People: ha ha that was funny.

2.Man: okay so how was your day? Ass!

Woman: It was okay, but was that necessary? Just because you say that doesn't make you cool.

by Christopher eckelstien February 6, 2010

Ass

1. A donkey or mule
2. Stupid person
3. Slang for butt

1. Teacher: And this is an ass. It can carry heavy things around.
The 6-year-olds suddenly start laughing.

2. Stupid person: Hey, I like your bathroom, can I install a TV?
You: What an ass.

3. A really hot girl passes by, and a horny guy grabs her butt and won't let go.
Girl: Let go of my ass, you freak!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010

'ass

commonly the place at the rear end of the body... also known to be anal retentive... i.e. someone who shouts profanity as a means of expressing themselves

Mule meat.. } PTSD.. derived from the terrets origin... im not making fun.. just easing the tension here.. this will be a lot easier if you lay back.... and just breathe..

by jadednative24 September 29, 2003

Ass

Straight up things to keep guys busy.

DAYMM!! Look at that ass!!

by Gurv June 27, 2005

-Ass

-Ass is the suffix you add onto the end of a verb to emphasize the verb itself. It is a commonly used American slang term.

Guy #1: "Hey you wanna come see Twilight with me this weekend?"

Guy #2: "No way, I'm not going to see some corny-ass vampire movie!"

Example 2

Guy #1: "Hey check out that girl over there."

Guy #2: "Damn, that is one fine-ass chick!"

by ImCasey January 8, 2010

assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 26, 2005