An Anthony is a person who has a thing for yelling at friends. Antonio’s are Italian and sometimes takes jokes too far. Pranking is a big part of their life even though the pranks Anthony’s preform aren’t very comical. But most importantly Anthony’s love to yell at their best friends.
by Lamboman18 February 9, 2022
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by Funnyman20 January 28, 2021
Get the Anthony mug.A dude who grows out long curly hair during college and decides to buzz it off in a ceremonial way to celebrate his new corporate life at Bank of America. Has may have an uncanny resemblance to the character ‘Mordecai’ from Regular Show. If provoked, he might say “this shit is a sonic movie!” After no one responds to his jokes, he will usually slip and fall with a banana peel slip sound playing in the background. A true enigma.
“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”
by The Space Man December 17, 2022
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Anthony is the type of guy that doesnt like attention. He is always wanting to isolate himself away from reality because he has a difficult time making friends. Nobody even bothers to come up to one and asks to talk or wants to be friends with him. Anthonys can either be boring and not fun to be around or the life of the party. But in reality, theyre just plain. Girls tend to ignore or stay away from him because of how he looks and will say something to their friends about his appearance. They had their hearts broken too many times to want to even be in a relationship and their sex life is miserable. If I were you, dont be so haste to date an Anthony because they might not be worth it in the end.
Girl 1: Eww, who is that weird looking boy?
Girl 2: Thats Anthony. He's quiet, but nobody likes him
Girl 1: Haha, he'll probably stay single forever
Girl 2: Thats Anthony. He's quiet, but nobody likes him
Girl 1: Haha, he'll probably stay single forever
by Nobodylikeshim July 18, 2022
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